Connor Murphy is a fitness YouTuber and vlogger known for creatively taking his shirt off. He also recently joined the Six Packs Shortcuts & Abs After 40 YouTube team. He is the embodiment of r/bb.
Connor is vain. I guess that comes to mind first. I mean, the guy just keeps trying to figure out more ways to take his shirt off. Vain can be defined as "having a high opinion of one's opinion", and it's clear that Connor goes American Psycho whenever he smashes.
Connor is shallow. Not to hate on the guy, but it doesn't seem like THAT much is going on up there. You don't need to be smart to look good, just like how you don't need to be smart to be an athlete. Connor just doesn't ever discuss anything really deep on his videos. He mainly talks about taking his shirt off and hyping up his videos where he takes his shirt off.
Connor sold out. This is more valid criticism. Connor has officially joined the Six Pack Shortcuts YouTube channel. A channel known for spouting bullshit upon bullshit. A channel known for trying to convince their viewers to complete "towel workouts". A channel known for promoting fake natties. Every fitness YouTuber knows how cancerous SPS is, so I'm assuming that Connor only signed with them with the promise of a big fat check.
Connor is cringe. Connor isn't just cringey. He embodies cringe. When you do shirtless pull-ups from the ceiling of a Walmart after you tell a random girl to "spot you", that isn't awkward, that's cringe. Mega cringe. His videos get posted to cringe reddit on the regular. People hate seeing things that make them feel second-hand embarrassment.
People are jelly. Connor has a body that few will ever achieve. Haters gonna hate. Connor isn't a bad dude, so any hardcore haters are kind of pathetic. Let a homie live his life.
I don't hate the dude, namely for the reasons stated in the PEOPLE ARE JELLY section. I actually like him, he seems like a nice guy. However, if I had his body, I wouldn't be taking off my shirt at every opportunity. BUT I'd imagine anybody without crippling anxiety probably would.
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