Mike O’Hearn is a fitness model and owner of The Frog who has enraged natty judges worldwide by claiming that his physique was attained drug-free. He has 4 Mr. Universe titles and has been on 500 fitness covers (only second to our favorite former California governor). He has an extensive TV and film history, most notably a major role in American Gladiators and an Epic Rap Battles of History appearance. The most impressive aspect of his life, however, is that he at one point held the record for the "Most Panels of Glass Run Through."
Mike doesn't just claim natty - he swears up and down, left and right, hand on the bible, koran, and torah, that he is 100% drug-free. Anybody with a beginner knowledge of the world of bodybuilding knows that Mike O’Hearn has to be taking a shit ton cell tech to look the way he does, but this is nothing new. No, BigMuscleSupplements (TM) won’t make a difference, despite their promises of “DICK-HARDENING PUMPS” and “ORGY-WORTHY ENERGY”. It’s one thing if a sponsored athlete won’t admit to steroid use because he could lose his contracts and livelihood. It’s a completely other issue if they go out of their way to delude their audience (aka insecure teenage boys) into thinking that they can look like he-man without ever touching a needle. There is nothing inherently wrong with steroid use, but to pretend you can be 240 pounds at 7% percent body fat is dishonest at it’s best and dangerous at it’s worse.
Mike O’Hearn sold 1 month supplies of bullshit 'anti-aging' vials for $699. He did this until it blew up online (thank you bodybuilding.com, r/bb, and /fit/) and faced enough backlash that he was forced to take it down... and then when no one was looking, he put it back up. He is the ultimate snake oil salesman and his dishonesty is only superseded by the stupidity of his buyers.
Mike O’Hearn has possibly lied about winning athletic competitions. In the words of his own Instagram, he is a “PowerBodybuilding HOF martial artist & bodybuilding MrU&Cal PowerliftingChamp, GuinnessWorldRecord.” He did indeed win a Mr. Universe and Mr. California contest. BUT there is no evidence in existence to suggest he won any judo or powerlifting competitions of merit. Sure, maybe he Jason Genova’d his way into winning a local show, but that is not Instagram-brag worthy.
Mike O’Hearn teamed up with a bullshit fitness company to promote a $1,500 bastardization of the ab wheel. The commercial on how to use this abomination is a joke — The dislike-like ratio on the Youtube video is at an almost historic 10-1. NOBODY will get jacked off an overpriced ab-wheel. Honestly, you won’t even build abs off an ab-wheel alone. As if we needed another reason to hate him, he went ahead and sold out AGAIN for what must have been a check so fat because it had a thyroid issue.
Mike O'Hearn acts like a god because he looks good. Everybody hates the gym guy that strips in front of the mirror to flex on ya while you're struggling with that 225ib squat (I'M PRE-EXHAUSTED I SWEAR). Mike is that guy. Lifting is not some philosophical activity. It's picking things up and putting them back down to eventually look a little bit better than you do today. Don't make it a musing when it's literally the simplest of all human activities.
Mike O’Hearn sold his soul long ago to appease the gainzs goblins and is one of the worst snake oil salesmen in the biz.
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